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Iqbal loves it!
This is one of my personal favorites.
What’s missing?
A pop filter.
H.P. Lovecraft
1st in a series of old Lovecraft stories I recorded for my YouTube channel.
The Lorekeeper
People kept asking for more stories or lore about Skyrim. Here you go!
50 Shades
The Storyteller reads an excerpt from Fifty Shades of Grey. See at your own risk.
Dark Knightol
I did this one for fun! Dark Knightol will help you with your *cough* *snore*
The Evian Flew
This was made for a fun video on a gaming forum I visited regularly.
Ruby Leech
Lifestyles of the Creative & Insane. 20 minutes long, two voices are not mine.
The Governator
No, I don’t actually voice this character for the cartoon, but I’d sure love to!
I can’t say that I’ve ever had a “normal” sense of humor. I’ve always found some of the strangest, grossest things funny at times. In some ways, I’ve never left the 5th grade when it comes to potty humor, yet I can appreciate some seriously highbrow comedy and satire. In the meantime, I’ll try to keep the scatological references to a minimum. I can’t even begin to explain why I (as in Kankennon) dominate the search results for “buttless chaps, llamas, and Fran Drescher.”
There are other fun samples to be found in the Professional samples area. All of these I made for either myself or friends.
The Kank Zone!™
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. There’s some silly, weird, kooky stuff in here. Some of it funny even.
There’s a reason why I’m known as The Head Chef!
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